omg so my parents are going out and they’re all like aw will you be okay all alone do you want to come, are you cutting your wrists
like they actually said that why why why make life even more awkward omfg
aw i care
<3 talk to me
(Source: totilas)
when people complain about their boobs being too big like ok mrs ironing board over here says stfu
my life ill try eat chicken yeh??
(Source: totilas)